He sort of set himself up for this...

This is what happens when you and your cousins and sisters stop playing dress-up with dolls and start using your grandfather instead. This could also be because he wears the same ridiculous track suit every other day even though he called your house and told you to dress up for Thanksgiving. "Ummm... PaPa. I thought we were supposed to dress nice." "I am. I am dressed. I don't have my pajamas on." True statement Clyde. Nice undershirt ya got there, by the way.